100 Things About ME!
  1. There's something about a bald man that makes my heart go pitter patter. Not any kind of bald, Telly Savalas bald. Who loves ya baby!
  2. Black curly hair has the same effect on me.
  3. I sometimes laugh when I'm nervous.
  4. I'm not a 'people' person.
  5. It's true, I find the majority of people are not nice, and because of that I don't like them.
  6. I got sick on fried bologna when I was little and I've never been able to look at bologna again.
  7. I also got very sick on Orange Crush because I mixed it with Rye up in the girl's locker room in high school one time. I can't look at either Orange Crush or Rye now without throwing up a little in my mouth.
  8. I was not a good student in school.
  9. I was bored and couldn't sit still and the teacher's didn't know what to do with me.
  10. As an adult I still get bored very fast......but now I can sit still.......if I have too.
  11. I smoked pot when I was in my teens.
  12. I was hit by a car while standing on the street when I was 27. I lost my memory for just over a week after the accident.
  13. My memory has never been the same since.
  14. I have to make lots of notes and lists for myself, and I try to laugh and make light of it but sometimes I feel sorry for myself and cry because of the frustration. My family is extremely patient with me because they know I can't help it.
  15. I like Martha Stewart. And I'm not ashamed to say that.
  16. I have a tattoo. It's a bumble bee. It's for my sister.
  17. If you hurt my feelings I'll tolerate you but I won't ever like you again.
  18. I have a sarcastic sense of humour most people don't get.
  19. Lots of people think I'm mean or a bitch, unless they get my sarcastic sense of humour. Then they think I'm a ton of fun.
  20. I get along much better with men than I do women.
  21. Women get their feeeeeeelings hurt way too much for my sarcastic sense of humour.
  22. Don't ask me a question if you don't want an honest answer.
  23. My mother hates me. I'm not being dramatic, she's told me enough so I know it to be true.
  24. I had two siblings, both sisters. Both have passed away. My mother said it should have been me laying there when my last sister passed away.
  25. What's the saying? Something about straw and camel? I've never talked to my mother again after that.
  26. I should always turn left if I think I should turn right when I'm driving.
  27. I am completely directionally challenged.
  28. I'm a great mother.
  29. I'm not bragging, my kids tell me I'm the best mom a kid could ever have and so I have to believe them.
  30. I'm a so-so wife.
  31. My husband says differently, but I'm extremely hard to live with and I know it.
  32. I'm an awesome friend.
  33. If you can stand all my little quirks.
  34. I despise talking on the phone.
  35. I have a hand gun.
  36. Not the kind of gun you think I have.
  37. I've had pneumonia three times in my life.
  38. My favourite cookie is a gingersnap, but I only eat them if I can dunk them in milk.
  39. I hate loathe despise telemarketers.
  40. Some people tell me to take it easy on telemarketers because they're only human. No they aren't. They are aliens and I know it.
  41. I am scared shitless of dentists.
  42. I need a pile of dental work done, but I'm scared shitless of dentists.
  43. I always have to sit with my back to a wall in a restaurant.
  44. If I don't, no matter how great the company is, I don't enjoy myself.
  45. I also like to be on the inside of booths when at a restaurant.
  46. If I'm not, no matter how great the company is, I don't enjoy myself.
  47. I am a creature of habit.
  48. Which means I will always eat my toast the same way, order the same thing at a restaurant, go to the same grocery store.........
  49. It also means I'll go to the same hair dresser until she dies, or the same nail tech until she dies or....
  50. I hate change.
  51. This means if you come and visit me today in my home, chances are when you come back in 20 years, it will look exactly the same way.
  52. I also hate surprises.
  53. My husband threw me a surprise party for my 30th birthday and I walked in and turned around and walked out. THAT'S how much I hate surprises.
  54. If I find birthday or Christmas presents in November or early December.....I open them.
  55. You can get mad and scream and yell at me all you want, but if I find my present early, it's mine.
  56. I'm a December baby. A Capricorn. December 27th to be exact. You can wish me a Happy Birthday when that day rolls around if you want.
  57. My birthday was never recognized or celebrated when I was growing up.
  58. I'm not sad because now it's recognized all the time .
  59. If we met I would be extremely quiet. I'm very shy. You talk I'll talk, but lord help us if you don't talk, cause I won't talk.
  60. I'm a great listener .
  61. As long as you don't keep telling me your husband beats you or people are mean to you or you are in a deep pit of despair on a constant daily basis.
  62. I don't have any patience for pity parties. Change it, get help, do what you have to do.
  63. We all have our troubles, no one is worse than anyone else. We just all go through our despairs at different times.
  64. If I lost my arm in a terrible tragic lumber jack accident and was dragging around a bloody stump......I would not ask for help.
  65. That's probably not a good thing.
  66. I would do naughty things for Bailey's.
  67. I love love love Bailey's.
  68. I also like Caesars. No spices. Put spices in after I've asked you not too and I will get cranky with you.
  69. My husband is a much nicer person than I am.
  70. I'm not trying to get brownie points here, the fact is he is a much nicer person than I am.
  71. I hate going in water.
  72. I think it's probably because my mother tried to drown me when I was itty bitty.
  73. That doesn't mean I'm dirty, I'm not. I don't mind showers.
  74. I love the rain.
  75. It could rain 365 days of the year and I'd be the happiest gal on earth.
  76. I like to wear hats.
  77. I don't wear hats because my family makes fun of me when I do, but when I turn 60 I'm going to wear a hat so much they'll wish they would have let me get it out of my system in my 40's.
  78. I like socks. Not those toe socks, those are just wrong. I like great big colourful comfy socks.
  79. Slippers are my friend.
  80. I like a good joke. Dirty, clean, vulgar, it makes no nevermind to me.
  81. I can never repeat a joke. I get all confused and stutter and stammer and people look away all embarrassed for me.
  82. My favourite pie is apple pie. I have only tasted two decent apple pies in my lifetime.
  83. Pumpkin pie is my next favourite pie. I make an awesome pumpkin pie.
  84. I'm a good cook, but I'd rather not cook.
  85. I love to clean and I'm a great organizer.
  86. I am not a pack rat. Unless it has huge sentimental meaning, it's tossed.
  87. If I was 6'6" I'd be in great shape because then I wouldn't be overweight.
  88. As it is, I'm 5'7".
  89. I have green eyes.
  90. People tell me I have a beautiful voice.
  91. Not for singing, they tell me to be quiet when I sing.
  92. I'm a hermit.
  93. What can I say, I never let me down, I'm extremely reliable and fun, and I just like being with me.
  94. I like to take my SUV and leave first thing in the morning and drive all day in a direction I've never been before.
  95. Now that the kids are all older, I could probably take two days and do this.
  96. I think I talk to my dog much more than a human should talk to a dog.
  97. Sometimes I think I don't deserve the great life I'm living now.
  98. I am a camera buff.
  99. I would do naughty things to own more camera equipment.
  100. I wouldn't take pictures of the naughty things because that isn't right.
  101. I like odd numbers more than I like even numbers.