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That was me last night eating the candy apple my daughter brought me home from the Capital-Ex Grounds. Capital-Ex used to be called Klondike Days here in Edmonton, but some moron went and changed the name to Capital-Ex. Why is it everytime I see Capital-Ex in print, I automatically think of ex-lax??
The candy apple was great! Sticky and hard and great! I must be getting older though because I sure don't remember having as tough a time chowing down into that apple as I did when I was a kid. When I was a kid, I'd have a candy apple done in 10 minutes top. But now at the age of 42, it took me a good hour. I'd lick, bite into it, lick some more, scrape the sticky red candy off my front teeth, chew chew chew chew chew, lick, bite into it...........it took forever......and my teeth hurt afterwards.
My daughter said she had a great time and went on tons of rides. Not me, I puke every time. She said the food was great......?????.........and she even met people she knew there. I thought that was amazing. The grounds get very full, so what are the chances you will bump into someone you know?
Actually the odds of that happening seem to be pretty darn good for me. It never fails the one day I decide to slip quietly into a store with no shower that morning, no brushed teeth, no make-up on and wearing my most comfortable clothes....aka worn out, old, stained........I come around the corner and come face to face with someone I know. There I stand, mortified. Of course the person I know is always well groomed and put together, and there I stand like some bag lady. You chat for a bit, smile your big smile and try and get going as fast as you can.
One time I came home after that happened and to calm myself down I just kept saying "It's ok Joy, no harm done, it's no big deal, it's no big deal, it's no big deal....." Then I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth and noticed a great big brown popcorn husk stuck right in- between my two front teeth. Shoot me now!
(This isn't 'my' candy apple. I ate mine too fast so had to borrow a picture off the net.)
That's the buzz from this blog today.
























