Gregg's Version of 'Fixing' A Window

Me:  "Gregg, do you remember me asking you to fix the kitchen window above the sink?  The one that wouldn't close all the way and was letting all the cold air in?"

G:  "Ya why?"

Me:  "Well it's closed now, but I've been trying to get it open for the last 1o minutes and can't for the life of me get it open again."

G:  "That's because the last time I was home I nailed it shut from the outside."

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