A Spot of T: Things I Heard In The T House this Weekend

"MOoom the dog got into the laundry room and pulled out everyone's underwear again. I just found them all hidden under the air hockey machine."

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"MOOooom can I sleep over at K's because A and L are going to be there too and her mom said it was ok for all of us to take the bus, and it's going to be so much fun, and then tomorrow they will come over to my house and we'll have fun over here too. Oh and can you give everyone a ride because their parents are busy?"

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"Hey dear, you want to go to the Rusty Cup for breakfast on Sunday?"

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"MOOooom I'm stayin over at T's tonight and then he'll come and stay over at my house tomorrow night. We want to go quadding. T was wondering if you were going to be making any of your cinnamon buns this weekend?"

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3:00 o'clock in the morning......

"Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark grooowwwllll bark bark bark bark bark grrrrrrrr bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark grooooooowwwwwwwwwwwlllllll grrrrrrrrrrr bark bark bark bark bark"

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"Shut the F*&^ up you stupid mutt!!"

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"I swear to GOD if I have to put one more roll of toilet paper on the toilet paper roll, I'm just going to throw every single roll we have in the garbage. There! Try wiping your butts......with NOTHING!"

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"Joy.....pssssst......hey Joy..........are you up......Joy......hey Joy........you up.........did you know the microwave was really dirty inside? I wanted to heat up some kubasa for breakfast but the microwave is dirty."

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"I'm sorry but we're all out of carrot and cream cheese muffins. I'm sorry we're out of zuchinni and walnut muffins. I'm sorry we're out of blueberry muffins. I'm sorry we're out of poppy seed muffins too. Oh, ok well we do have lots of cheese muffins left......but that's because no one likes them."

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"What sick demented person put their chewed-up wad of gum in the jelly bean bag that's on my desk??!"

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"OK who put their spaghetti in the microwave and didn't cover it up? I'm not cleaning that up you know. When hell freezes over is when I'll clean that up."

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"It's not hard, touch my camera again and I'll chop both your hands off."

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"Love you mom, love you dad, you two be good when you're out on your date tonight."

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"Mybad? What in the world does mybad mean? If it means oops why don't you just say oops, why do you have to say mybad like that, I bet if you opened up a dictionary you'd find oops in there, show me where it says mybad in the dictionary. Mybad. For pete's sake, when I was a kid..........."

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"MOOooom dad's doing one of his 'when I was a kid' stories again. Make him stop!"

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"Hi mom, I came to see you.....and do some laundry........and use the computer.......and tell you I met a boy."