Joy's Letter to Santa

Santa Claus North Pole, Earth Dear Santa,
I have been a good Girl. It really wasn't my fault what happened at Penney's Office party.  It was Pat who spiked the punch with too much Bailey's.   I can't help it if I drank 5 glasses.  It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Cinnamon. I thought it was funny when I put Nadia's Bra on my head and danced the Cha Cha on the Bar Stool while singing `Sexy Back'.  I didn't mean to break Penney's Hair Dryer and don't know why Penney would accuse me of Drunk and Disorderly. I don't remember calling Kevin's wife a Funny Sheep---even though she looked like one with Black eye shadow and Blue lipstick! And when I threw up on Kym's husband's Nose, it was only because I ate too much of that Pie. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired.  So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Hummer through my neighbor's Chimney.  I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Crazy Donkey and have me arrested for Peeing in Public! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Big and Jolly.  And I'm really not to blame for any of this Crazy stuff.  Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and Incredibly yours, Joy (Really a nice Girl!) P.S. It's only 13 bucks!

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Comments

[Judy]

I wanted to be at this party, what happened I missed it. i will give you the $13.00...lol I loved it Joy, when are you writing your book. I want one of those too.
Hugs

[Nadia]

Penney sure knows how to put on a great office party! That bra you borrowed from me was Deanna's...you know...the brass one she borrowed from the witch. ;) You can keep it...it's much too cold to wear right now and takes up way too much time polishing it to keep it shiny. :)) Guess Kym's busy cleaning up her hubby today. Nice. And Pat...would have thought she would spike the punch with some exotic Hawaiian liquor. Good thing Judy is springing you out of jail...maybe give her the brass bra since she missed the party! LOL

[happy and blue 2]

Ha,ha,ha..Sounds like quite a party. I'll send you the bail money if Santa doesn't..

[Penney]

LOL too funny. I'm with Judy ,when are you writing your book and when you do i want a copy!!!

[Sirdar]

Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,

I have been a good Boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Tom's Office party. It was Marc who spiked the punch with too much Run and Coke. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Vanilla.

I thought it was funny when I put Ken's Pants on my head and danced the line on the Chair while singing `Hells Bells'. I didn't mean to break Tom's Phone and don't know why Tom would accuse me of Shoplifting.

I don't remember calling Bob's wife a lousy cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on Leanne's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Dodge SX 2.0 through my neighbor's Kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a great dog and have me arrested for murder!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all irritating and bland. And I'm really not to blame for any of this fast stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and quickly yours,
Lorne (Really a nice Boy!)

P.S. It's only 9 bucks!

I wonder why I only need 9 bucks to get out and you need 13. Must be because I am a nicer person than you :-)

[Joy T.]

LOLOL a lousy cow LOLOL That's never a good thing to say LOL I don't know about the nine bucks Sirdar, maybe the fine is more for peeing in public?! Or maybe it's your good looks and charm that brought the fine down :o)

[Sirdar]

It must be the charm...