Things I heard in the T House This Weekend

"MOOooom Mushu just went up on the couch with his wet feet and he's laying on the new blanket you bought......and actually he smells like he rolled in something really funky......should I get him down?"

"Mom if you say 'James Blunt has lips to diiiiiiie for' in that voice again I swear I'm going to puke."

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"The reason your glass keeps tipping is because that 'ring thing' is my punch needle project NOT A COASTER!"

"Mushu you get into the garbage one more time I will skin you alive!"

Gregg:  "Ok listen up, it's a bit complicated but I think I can explain this pretty good.  Are you listening cause I'm really good at explaining things?"

Joy:  "Oh ya, I'm waiting with baited breath."

Gregg:  "Ok so the H and L4 position of the front drive control lever provide either lock or unlock the mode of center differential.  Use the center differential lock system if your wheels get stuck in a ditch, or when you're driving on a slippery or bumpy surface.  You can use the H mode - high speed position and two wheel drive which means you put the front drive control lever at H and 4WD switch left out or you can use th..............

Joy:  "ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz"

Gregg:  "I don't find that funny."

"Who spilled chocolate milk on the rug downstairs and didn't bother cleaning it up?!  I swear to GOD we can't have anything nice in this house.  Morons."

"Mom WHY are you wearing your pajama's, slippers and housecoat to drive me to the party?  You better not get out of the vehicle!"

"Fourteen bowls in the cupboard and you gotta eat your sauerkraut from a cup?"

"Did you know if you spill water on the mouse pad and then try to slide the mouse through it.....it won't work?  Actually the mouse isn't really working that great now."

"Hey I won a free ticket in Super 7.......I was really hoping for a bit more."

"You bought what for the dog?!  OMG I can't believe you bought that for the dog??  This officially makes you one of those crazy dog people."

"Heyyyyyy who took the Kit Kat from the cupboard??"

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Sounds like a fun household. You could make money letting people come in and observe the family. Kind of like a petting zoo without the petting, ha,ha..
The dog car seat is just so wrong, ha,ha..